hanukkahlewinsky:

that feeling when you finally get past a really slow car

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ohshitbradpitt:

Say good bye to prince…

ohshitbradpitt:

Say good bye to prince…

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ohshitbradpitt:

…ABOO BOO

ohshitbradpitt:

…ABOO BOO

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tessanetting:

This is the best.

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videohall:

20 day old Husky pup learning to howl with its human

> I JUST DIED OF CUTENESS.

> My heart just grew three sizes.

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professional-bird:

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT POPE FRANCIS IS SO FRIKKIN CHILL THAT IF AN ALIEN WALKED IN TO THE VATICAN HE WOULDN’T EVEN FREAK OUT HE’D JUST BE LIKE “SUP DUDE LETS GO GET YA SOME JESUS” 

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Anonymous said: One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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I’ve been so good about watching what I’ve been eating and portioning my food. But today, someone brought in doughnuts. Normally I don’t like doughnuts, but I opened the box, had a craving and just went for it. 

Surprisingly delicious. 0 regrets. 

creedofpirates:

darkflame173:

cloacacarnage:

Drax the Destroyer and Rocket Raccoon

*extreme high pitched noise*

*weird flappy hand gestures*

creedofpirates:

darkflame173:

cloacacarnage:

Drax the Destroyer and Rocket Raccoon

*extreme high pitched noise*

*weird flappy hand gestures*

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deaniethebeanie:

arendellesque:

singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth

then it just becomes a soap opera

you

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